fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
June 2013
22 posts
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why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
mom: your school called me today
me:
when i’m watching a movie on my laptop
and the screen goes dark
and i catch my reflection on the screen…
May 2013
31 posts
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”
—Gay couple arguing outside Walmart
“credit to whoever drew this”
THIS IS DRAWN?! :O
s(he) believed (was a sk8er boi)
Is there anything you can’t do with a potato
bring back your father
